Have you ever played a game and thought, "You know what this needs? More scorpions. Except don't call them all scorpions, call them different things like lurker and angry beetle and change their color. They can all have the exact same attacks and the same weakspots - no need to come up with different enemies ok maybe some robots and giant bees but do the same thing you did with the scorpions."
Have you ever started a new game and thought, "Gee, I sure hope the tutorial phase of the game has more dialog than the complete works of Shakespeare and holds my hand tighter than that stranger who tried to abduct me from the playground when I was 7."
Have you ever wanted to play a game that made a huge deal out of the fact that you have a grapple gun that's virtually pointless?
Do you want all of this for $90? Then this is the game for you!