Where to start... Lets do dot points.
* Feels like a marvel movie
* Depicted superman as a massive fairy
* Depicted Lois as a massive bitch, no not opionated. Just a bitch.
* Made Jimmy out to be some kind of stud, why?
* Crammed a bunch of characters in that none DC fans will never understand
* Story's campy, but then wants to take serious steps and go right back to campy.
* CGI looks like that one movie with Adam sandler... PIXELS!
I'm going to rattle of some spoiler examples of the pure garbage scenes:
* Every scene with Lex in it
* Every scene with Hawkgirl in it
* The fact they have lex kill someone then go right back to the campy bullshit. Like they can't pick a lane. And it diminishes the entire story.
* Every scene with Mr Terrific in it
* The way they portrayed Martha kent as some hick fresh from the Deliverence waters.
I could go on.
Oh and just because you KNOW they had to throw in a little "pre credit cutscene" y'know... so its not EXACTLY like marvel.
But in this bait cutscene they give us 10 seconds of our Aussie girl acting as the party girl cousin, Kara El. To which Superman says to the superman robots
"Oh she likes to go party on other planets, you know with red suns, because the yellow sun doesn't let us get drunk"
OH OKAY SO SHE'S JUST FLYING TO DIFFIRENT PLANETS AND SOLAR SYSTEMS IS SHE?!
And I get it, it's a movie. But jesus theres so much throw away crap in here that just makes it seem rushed and carless. They do not deserve to be green lit for any goddamn sequels. This was so bad.