Jacob Febbo

The worst movie I have ever watched. Who came up with this stupid concept. Straight ass. An hour 30 of people eating and fighting over stupid shit. If I knew it was going to be this awful I would have never press played. And I should have after seeing my own trailer. It’s my own fault. What the actual fuck was I even thinking by putting this snooze fest on. And why when I searched “Platform” does “Platform 2” come up. They green lit a second one? What type of black mail does the director have on Netflix that got this approved. Save yourself the watch. Or don’t. Watch it and you’ll be able to appreciate probably every other movie you ever watched in the history of cinema because nothing will come close to how generationally garbage this was. So trash that it made me leave an actual review. Something I never thought I would find myself doing. Did nobody on the set of the film think for a second to tell the director that this shit was straight horse asshole? Jesus. I don’t care if this director makes the 4th Godfather and wins 12 Oscars. Nothing will redeem this disaster. 0/10.