The latest Bridget Jones film is basically a love letter to anyone who's just dying to watch a train wreck of a life unfold, perfect for fans of, oh I don’t know, media professionals and their glamorous daily disasters. As for Mr. Darcy, let's be real: he was the true star, delivering the best performance of the entire movie, who wouldn’t want to watch him play the only person in the film with any semblance of dignity?