Nothing at all

This game made me want to gatekeep it, not to be selfish and keep this experience to myself, oh no — but to save anyone else from playing this absolute dumpster fire of a game. This ain’t even got anything with me being a fan of Dragon Age since Origins, this is just that fucking bad that if I was new to the series I’d never touch that shit again. I think watching “The Human Centipede” would be more entertaining than this. I do enjoy the artstyle of the game, and it does have good moments. But HOLY SHIT. This is so bad it’s good like watching a shitty movie to the point it’s so bad it becomes funny. Anyway I’m gonna go back to my third playthrough of the game because I do truly love it even if this review says otherwise. It’s a piece of shit but it’s the best-worst thing I’ve ever experienced in my life.