christopher johnson

would give it three but this bitch bit her own thumb off

real bad . thats all you need to know . just real bad

good in theory . characters were unbearable with no redemption so that kinda killed it . and that little girl finding the house and sitting in it alone like a complete asshole as an ending wasnt the best idea in my humble opinion . i guess it could have been worse . somehow .

idk i thought this was trash . maybe an unpopular opinion (apparently) but man it seemed generic in every sense of the word . could have been good in theory just seemed very lackluster overall . and i like both the lead male actors and they normally hit the role spot on . i dont think it was entirely their fault i think the script was kinda lame as well . nothing flowed properly . very strange

if i could take away stars i would . this is not a movie . its so godawful i lack the appropriate words to fully describe my hatred for this pile of shit . nothing makes any sense . there is no flow whatsoever , it actually has antiflow . im making up words at this point . without a doubt i myself could write , direct , produce , edit and broadcast a better work of cinema in 4 days with a flip phone . you will regret any time spent watching this . that is an undisputable fact .

id take away stars if i could . for so many reasons

sorry i wouldnt normally do this and i have nothing personal against any of the cast black or white . it seemed like more of a hateful gesture toward opposing cultures that only worked its way out eventually for the sake of the marraige of two people both parties cared about separately . kinda like a separate but equal stance . and to keep sayin stuff like black people and white people cant get along because of what one did to the other at some point in history ? in that case nobody should ever get along for any reason if they dont look and act like each other . not sure what the point was supposed to be , other than the typical lets all get together and hold hands type stuff at the end of a conflict situation . actually found myself getting mad several times throughout the movie and its supposed to be a comedy with a happy ending , which it kinda was on paper , just felt like something else to me . i dont want to judge any more than what i see and i know its just my opinion and people will agree and disagree with it , hopefully not simply because theyre black or white , thats youre right as a human being , to have a stance on what you feel , i just feel the message they seem like they were trying to convey could have been done so in better fashion , especially for a movie made in 2023 with a star packed cast and considering we should be past all the stereotypical nonsense of i dont like you because of what i think you represent but i may come around eventually for some really specific reason that fits into my agenda , but not because i wanted to just give you a chance from the beginning like every human being desreves . all in all god bles everyone involved in the film , everyone who viewed the film , and everyone else who didnt or hasnt . 🙏