Cute, beedy-eyed Wally (Bateman) rapes his best friend (Anniston) by non-consensually switching out the sperm she is to inseminate herself with with his own.
He later he confesses his little roguish act when the child is 7! But will she see his side and all live happily ever after?
What part of this is OK?? Think parallels with Korean dark, non-consensual thriller "Oldboy" - but swap Seoul with New York and mislabel "romcom". If this were real life, it would be an internationally reported criminal jury trial and Wally would be sentenced to mandatory custody by a judge.
Vomit-inducingly creepy, disturbing and — even without the rape — just not funny.