This film has taught me many things. Since first seeing it, I’ve taken to incoherently murmuring with a blank look on my face as I look in my wife’s general direction. IT DRIVES HER WILD! Just like in the movie, we sweet talk about divorce since I started doing this.
Who knew Napoleon’s masterful tactics extended to seduction?!
Seriously, horrible. I feel gaslit by the trailer. I want to lash out and blame others but it’s my fault I went to go see this thing.
