Dave Domzalski

This movie is so bad that I felt compelled to write my first movie review to warn you not to waste your time. Superhero movies can and should defy logic, but throwing basic story telling and common sense or the window can ruin them, and madame web screwed the pooch on all fronts. 15 min in, a dump truck slams into an ambulance at 60mph or so. Seconds later an arial shot shows that it was about 20ft away from driving into a river. Later, the garbage main character has a vision of walking to a diner, beating the villan by a good minute. She snaps out of it and drives her car at 60ish, making it there after he arrives. By the way, all this time, 3 girls are dancing on a table at said diner and no employee screams at them to get the eff down. Madame web also never gets pulled over, driving said car around NYC for a day with no plates... because she pried them off with a crow bar; which is totally something you can do. Outside of all that, the dialog is flat and bad, the acting is dry and boring, the character devdevelopment is nonexistent, and calling the plot empty would be generous.