zou max

This film truly happened. Nobody can deny this films existance. As an avid human and enthusiastic of humaning, I can state proudly that this film deserves a place amongst all things that have ever happened. Because this is a film. As I was viewing this film, I can indeed confirm that the light being reflected off the screen, was entering my eyes. The light was focused, through the help of my ciliary muscles stretching and relaxing to shape my lenses, onto my retinas. My retina indeed sent the images in the form of a nerve impulse to my visual cortex through my optic nerves. I can proudly assert that in the creation of this film, the directors were truly directing, and the actors was acting. This film happened, and it happened proudly and loudly. Through einsteins theory of general relativity, it can be confirmed that the time spent creating this film, and my time spent watching it, were truly spent. After this experience that was truly an experience that I experienced, I can proudly award this film my generous and high rating of 1 star. This film truly changed my life. Because of this, I may never watch a movie ever again, because I had experienced this film. It is my stance that all humans should experience this film at least once in their myriad of human experiences. Because this film was real. And nobody can take that away from it.