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What a grand film. The third installment in the Eight Crazy nights trilogy after the do-over. It takes place exactly when the do-over ended with grandma being dead again and kevin james stabbing adam sandler through the heart with a night saber and screaming " OH NO! NOT THE GOO *death goo sounds*" while melting into a pile of goo and kevin james died too, yeah. So now, the rebellion that destroyed adam sandler was left without any leaders with both grandma and Kevin James being dead. What are they going to do now? A few minutes later Sylvester Stallone hippie from spy kids 3d shows up and immediately declares himself the new supreme emperor of earth. No one questions him because he is Sylvester Stallone hippie. 2 years into the reign of Stallone hippie people start to realize that Stallone hippie is actually an even worse supreme emperor than Adam Sandler. After all, all that Sandler really did was put a 5 cent tax on beans. Meanwhile in a super secret ancient cave south of miami, florida, the famed archaeologist finds a secret ancient tv remote that can be used to bring people back from the dead. He ends up selling it to the French billionaire Pierre Johnson who dies of a heart attack 2 minutes later. In his will, he gave the remote to his best friend, the racist Chinese stereotype from eight crazy nights I forgot to mention in my review of that played by Rob Schneider. Rob finds out what the remote does the hard way by accidentally bringing his dead horse sparky back to life. He then decides that he is going to use the remote to bring Adam Sandler back to life so he can be supreme ruler of earth again. But then he realizes that you have to have the remains of the person to bring them back to life and that the goo that adam sandler melted into is still in the death fortress currently being occupied by Sylvester Stallone hippie. So then Rob Schneider builds a super duper mega rocket to infiltrate Stallone hippie's death fortress. He then infiltrates stallone hippies death fortress. he goes down into the throne room and finally encounters Stallone hippie. Stallone hippie pulls out a katana from his butt and says "You have made it this far but I will kill you and you will die" he then shoots Rob Schneider in the face but not before he used the remote to bring Adam Sandler back to life! it also brings back Kevin James because he melted into the same puddle of goo that adam melted into. Having just been brought back to life neither of them know what is going on and they think they are still fighting. Now it is time for the massive big boy FINAL SHOWDOWN between Adam Sandler, Kevin James and Sylvester Stallone hippie. Right off the bat Adam Sandler shoots Stallone hippie in the face a few times killing him instantly he picks up his sword and proceeds to fight kevin james once and for all again. They fight for a solid 5 weeks when suddenly Adam Sandler cuts off both of Kevin James's legs. And then Adam gives a grand speech about something before finishing him off when kevin james tells him "Wait, if you kill me, you will never know about the treasure", "what treasure?" "the treasure of Iamabigstinkymanwhoeatspoop" "Iamabigstinkymanwhoeatspoop? Sounds ancient. I guess I should keep you ali- AAAA" Kevin James stabs Adam through the heart once again "NOOOO! I HAVE BEEN TRICKED BY Iamabigstinkymanwhoeatspoop! NOW I AM BECOME GOO AGAIN NOOOOOOO!" but this time Kevin James took 2 steps back from adam sandler so he didn't get consumed by the goo this time. Now the world has finally achieved peace with the new supreme overlord of earth kevin james. fade to black. title Click. What a grand film. I must say, a perfect conclusion to a grand trilogy of films. 10/10. A+ had the perfect amount of horse genitalia.

What a grand film. The magnum opus of film maker Robert Rodriguez. This film stars Sylvester Stallone in his most controversial role as Sylvester Stallone hippie. This Character has sparked outrage and praise from critics. I myself find the character to be a deep metaphor for the persecution of 80 foot tall gay antelope croquet players. Also, the dinkster makes a brief cameo as the dinkster. Also this film is responsible for the greatest youtube channel of all time; DinksterDaily. So, yeah. 10/10 A+

What a grand film. The magnum opus of film maker Adam Sandler. Adam sandler plays a retired rodeo clown named Tito Dickman. He is living it up with his grandma in tijuana mexico when his life gets turned upside down because his girlfriend cheats on him with a gay antelope lacrosse player. In a blind fit of rage Adam goes on a killing spree with a tuna can and he takes a massive dump in his grandmas bath tub. Grandma hears about his killing spree with a tuna can and gets mad. She finds adam sandler and punches him in the face a few times. Adam sandler naturally cries like a little baby and goes into hiding. He goes into hiding for 3 days in these 3 days he makes a new weapon; an uzi sub machine gun. Grandma also went into hiding in case adam sandler came out of hiding and came to kill her. Adam Sandler then came out of hiding in search of grandma. He could not find grandma anywhere in tijuana so he went around town trying to see if anyone knew where grandma was. His best friend Kevin James told him the truth and he also bought a pair of rocket boots so he could fly to moscow and kill grandma. He then flew to moscow with his new rocket boots. Grandma had also built a new weapon; an anti aircraft missile. she used it to shoot Adam Sandler out of the air but it missed and adam sandler shot grandma in the chest 20 times. Grandma was dead. Adam Sandler had won. sad hulk music plays. The end. Title fades in 8 crazy nights. what a grand film. 10/10 needs less horse genitalia.

What a grand film. The sequel to the 2002 masterpiece "8 crazy nights". it starts off right where that film ended. Grandma is lying dead on the ground in the streets of moscow. Adam Sandler is victorious with his new rocket boots and uzi sub machine gun. Shortly after this he becomes supreme ruler of earth after he killed all of the leaders of the world, plunging the world into an age of darkness; the age of adam sandler. Cut to 20 years later. Grandma is somehow still alive after clearly being killed by Adam Sandler 20 years ago. She is now living under a new identity so no one can find her. While living in hiding she got bored and decided to take another whack at the whole killing adam sandler thing again. But before she goes through with it she went around the world to get troops to form a super duper adam sandler killing army. She ends up with an army of over 3000 people to help her with destroying the evil forces of adam sandler. One of those people being Kevin James, the former best friend of adam sandler and world fishing champion. He claimed that after Adam conquered the world Adam betrayed him and now he wants revenge. After months of planning they were finally ready to infiltrate Adam Sandlers death castle in tijuana. everyone in grandmas army had rocket boots so they all flew from moscow to tijuana to finish the job once and for all. Adam Sandlers death fortress was quite heavily guarded so they had to do a wee bit of killing to get inside all the way. Once they got to Adam Sandlers room they realized that they forgot the super duper adam sandler killing weapon but then Kevin James pulls it out of his butt crack and says "There it is" and then everything was fine UNTIL they entered adam sandlers room. Adam was sat atop his massive throne wearing a dark robe and he say "Grandma. You are poo and you should have stayed dead." He removed his robe to reveal that he is wearing nothing but clown shoes a speedo and 2 uzi sub machine guns. They fought for a solid 25 hours until adam finally killed grandma once and for all. Sad hulk music plays. Kevin James suddenly remembered that he left the secret weapon in his butt crack the entire time. He pulled it out and suddenly realized that it was a lightsaber. He took it and stabbed it right into the heart of adam sandler. But not before Adam shot Kevin in the stomach 30 times with uzi sub machine gun. Adam Sandler melted into a pile of goo while screaming "OH NO NOT THE GOO" Both Adam Sandler and Kevin James are dead now. The world is rid of the menace that is Adam Sandler. A statue of grandma is built to remember her sacrifice for an Adam Sandler free world. The end. What a grand film. 10/10 needs less horse genitalia.