What a grand film. The third installment in the Eight Crazy nights trilogy after the do-over. It takes place exactly when the do-over ended with grandma being dead again and kevin james stabbing adam sandler through the heart with a night saber and screaming " OH NO! NOT THE GOO *death goo sounds*" while melting into a pile of goo and kevin james died too, yeah. So now, the rebellion that destroyed adam sandler was left without any leaders with both grandma and Kevin James being dead. What are they going to do now? A few minutes later Sylvester Stallone hippie from spy kids 3d shows up and immediately declares himself the new supreme emperor of earth. No one questions him because he is Sylvester Stallone hippie. 2 years into the reign of Stallone hippie people start to realize that Stallone hippie is actually an even worse supreme emperor than Adam Sandler. After all, all that Sandler really did was put a 5 cent tax on beans. Meanwhile in a super secret ancient cave south of miami, florida, the famed archaeologist finds a secret ancient tv remote that can be used to bring people back from the dead. He ends up selling it to the French billionaire Pierre Johnson who dies of a heart attack 2 minutes later. In his will, he gave the remote to his best friend, the racist Chinese stereotype from eight crazy nights I forgot to mention in my review of that played by Rob Schneider. Rob finds out what the remote does the hard way by accidentally bringing his dead horse sparky back to life. He then decides that he is going to use the remote to bring Adam Sandler back to life so he can be supreme ruler of earth again. But then he realizes that you have to have the remains of the person to bring them back to life and that the goo that adam sandler melted into is still in the death fortress currently being occupied by Sylvester Stallone hippie. So then Rob Schneider builds a super duper mega rocket to infiltrate Stallone hippie's death fortress. He then infiltrates stallone hippies death fortress. he goes down into the throne room and finally encounters Stallone hippie. Stallone hippie pulls out a katana from his butt and says "You have made it this far but I will kill you and you will die" he then shoots Rob Schneider in the face but not before he used the remote to bring Adam Sandler back to life! it also brings back Kevin James because he melted into the same puddle of goo that adam melted into. Having just been brought back to life neither of them know what is going on and they think they are still fighting. Now it is time for the massive big boy FINAL SHOWDOWN between Adam Sandler, Kevin James and Sylvester Stallone hippie. Right off the bat Adam Sandler shoots Stallone hippie in the face a few times killing him instantly he picks up his sword and proceeds to fight kevin james once and for all again. They fight for a solid 5 weeks when suddenly Adam Sandler cuts off both of Kevin James's legs. And then Adam gives a grand speech about something before finishing him off when kevin james tells him "Wait, if you kill me, you will never know about the treasure", "what treasure?" "the treasure of Iamabigstinkymanwhoeatspoop" "Iamabigstinkymanwhoeatspoop? Sounds ancient. I guess I should keep you ali- AAAA" Kevin James stabs Adam through the heart once again "NOOOO! I HAVE BEEN TRICKED BY Iamabigstinkymanwhoeatspoop! NOW I AM BECOME GOO AGAIN NOOOOOOO!" but this time Kevin James took 2 steps back from adam sandler so he didn't get consumed by the goo this time. Now the world has finally achieved peace with the new supreme overlord of earth kevin james. fade to black. title Click. What a grand film. I must say, a perfect conclusion to a grand trilogy of films. 10/10. A+ had the perfect amount of horse genitalia.