Mark McKirdy

The movie began as Road House but ended as Road Kill. As the credits rolled following the two-hour crash, all that remained were the destroyed reputations of every player involved. The spokesperson for the American Vegan Society nailed it perfectly when he wrote in 'Variety', 'The movie turned my stomach because of all the ham acting'. Jake Gyllenhaal was the lead and Conor McGregor was the rabid mutt attached to it. The Irish hamrock was out of his depth and the casting director was out of his mind in signing him. Mind you, there wasn't much depth in the predictable plot or the script, although the dialogue's brilliant flashes of silence between the words were memorable. What can be said about Gyllenhaal's participation that he hasn't already apologized for? Nothing.