Ethan Bartiromo

This is one of the worst movies I have ever seen. In most cases it’s literally impossible for me to fall asleep while watching something, I literally couldn’t stay awake. I showed up to the theater about 2 minutes late and by that point they were already doing something that kept skipping back and forth with no context. As I continued to watch the movie my eyes got heavier and heavier. When I found out that one of the worst humans in the world is in the movie and not just as a minor character I ended up just accepting that I will fall asleep. When I woke up I was surprised that this garbage fire wasn’t over yet and that the movie just kept getting worse. The villain has absolutely no motivation other than, “haha I want to be evil”. There were desert people, they defeated the bad guys in the end using the power of whale song. The only good part about this movie was the guy who plays Jimmy Woo in the MCU. They tried to do a sort of Loki type brother spin character and it miserably failed. Overall, this movie is trying to be like early MCU, but is failing all around and making a miserable watching experience. Again, as I said, one of the worlds worst bed wetters is in this movie, by that I mean bed pooper. It was definitively defacatingly a defective viewing experience seeing this hand cutter as a hero.