The Elike

This game is so weird and gross and stressful. I hated everything I did and saw. Every decision and action I had to perform left me grossed out going "oh god please no. Don't. Oh shiiiiit." The "story" is completely open to interpretation as noting is explained to you in the slightest. The controls are incredibly clunky which adds the the stressful atmosphere this game gives a masterclass in. This game is so over the top in the visuals while being completely bare bones with survival and world interaction. All these complaints together combine in a way that makes this feel like an arthouse film but as a video game. Which made me realize that what I just experienced was REAL ART. That means Scorn has to be a 5/5 (to me) but I guarantee your milage will vary.

There's so much wrong with this entire package starting with $60 for 3 ancient games. The Mario 64 version is the original janked garbage as opposed to the 64 DS version. This game exists in a much better state as a rom but Nintendo insists on handing out shit. Mario Sunchine controls like trying to herd cats into a sack which was my fatal fault with the original release so still unplayable after almost 20 years. Galaxy is gine but it's just Galaxy which can be found on ebay for pennies and at least that usually comes bundled with Galaxy 2. This whole this is just a lazy cash grab a la Disney's unvaulting bullshit. Do not buy this. If you "NEED" to play these download a more recent rom.

I think this game is a troll job. The controls are so laughably terrible I can only assume they were made intentionally bad so no one would ever play it. Why the hell isn't the new 3ds able to use the second stick to aim like every other shooter made since the 90's. This game is the living embodiment of "Being different doesn't make you special or good." Sometimes things are made a certain way for a reason.

This is so good and powerful to someone living in a coastal city. It's like looking at an incredibly sad version of my future. The film is only 12 minutes and its on YouTube. Go watch it.

Neat main loop, fun characters, charming and engaging world, -1 for soLdering

Everything good is just copy pasted from the first game. Even then the constant crashes, poor render distance, environmental pop-in, the weird fog that covers everything, having to explore on land, and poorly thought out map that is too crowded in the middle and too barren everywhere else just ruins the whole experience. I'd give it a 0/5 if I could. I would put this glorified dlc up against No Man's Sky and Halo MCC as one of the worst experiences on release.

Campaign is too loose. No urgency to do anything. Open ended format took away all drive that pushed the story forward. Just another Ubisoft look alike that plays just like FarCry 3 but with a battle rifle. Absolutely disgusting how instead of trying to make something good they just copied everything else that is successful. Welcome to Halo 5 the second.