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respectfully fuck all the reviewers on rotten tomatoes im sorry. I wanna say this first - I recommend going into this not knowing anything about it. it's my personal favorite way to go into a new movie. avoid reading about it if you can. anywho! i'm not gonna say this was a revolutionary masterpiece of a film or something but it doesn't need to be, and what it *is* really works for me. i'm also just a sucker for blood and gore. scares in movies, particularly jumpscares pretty much always get me because I'm a jumpy person, but God this movie made me genuinely anxious and uneasy. I very much recommend seeing it especially if you're a fellow light gore enjoyer 🫶

this movie definitely wasn't what I was expecting, and I left just like. a little bit dissatisfied but for the most this movie was fucking GREAT and was so worth seeing. genuinely one of the most unique & original ideas I've seen in a hot minute. the gore was so good omg.... if you don't do well with gore i'd give you fair warning. it's not constant but when it happens it's a LOT. but as a weirdo who really enjoys gore in my media it was amazing. my personal notes and nitpicks, includes spoilers! - wasn't enough of the kids for me honestly! seeing the trailers & hearing other people talk about this movie, I thought of it as like the horror movie with the freaky kids and I feel like they're barely in there :( -on the same page of there not being enough of the kids, there was *way* too much stuff about unnecessary characters who never really have much relevance. it focused way too hard on that affair/the relationship with that cop guy, *the cop guy*, the crackhead... I guess they wanted to give an explanation for them being in the house and whatever, but it was just. way too much for me :( GIMME SPOOKY KIDS DAMNIT!!!! TOO MANY ADULTS!!!! also jesus christ the sex scene. why. genuinely why -i wish we got more about Ms old ginger lady!!! I feel like she was introduced WAY too late and she honestly. left me kind of lost and confused but idk I really like her! I really wished we learned more about her & her magic stuff :( also she's 100% a witch right. I've seen a couple people be confused about it but she's like OBVIOUSLY a witch no? -I didn't like the random witch lady explanation at first, but again, it really grew on me :3 she reminds me a lot of a book I read as a kid about witches. -the magic/witchcraft was really interesting and I wish we got more of it :( -I also wish we got more about Alex & his family too. it felt very sudden to me more positive :3 -THE GOREEEEEEE OH MY GOD. i'm pretty desensitized when it comes to gore in media but dude those scenes left me with my mouth GAPED for a hot minute. it was like anything super creative or anything TOO crazy necessarily but oh. my god. so fucking good chefs kiss -ms old ginger witch is so unique looking. it's such a stark contrast to how witches are usually showed & portrayed in media---usually they're dark, dressed in all black, black hair---but this one? nope! she's got a little ginger bob with micro bangs who wears bright colors & colorful makeup :3 I love her so much -surprisingly funny? I was not expecting this to have humor honestly but it gave me some good laughs. pleasant surprise

this movie wasn't a masterpiece or anything but my god I loved it. one of the few movies that have actually managed to hold my attention the entire time. fucking loved the unicorns. mainly came for the unicorns tbh. I've seen a couple people talking abt the cgi and how it wasn't it great but honestly I felt like?? it still worked??? I really liked it. also love how cat like the unicorns are :3 had some really good kills too!!!