Julia B

A fan service on steroids. I have never been to a movie that made all 5 people in my group sick to our stomachs. There were approximately 52 twists. After 5 the movie stopped being good. This movie was shown for free on my campus and I have never been more grateful that I didn’t have to pay to watch a movie. I would be pissed if I had paid. I usually like every movie I watch, so I am just so disappointed. This is literally the only review I have ever left that isn’t 5 stars. The CGI is awful, the fight scenes are terrible, it isn’t funny, and they can’t let a single story line be followed through. If you enjoy sitting through uninspired twist after uninspired twist dripping with tropes this movie is for you. Save yourself a tummy ache & don’t see Argyle. Final note: I don’t think it’s valid to like something just because of the cast or who it’s written by. Argyle felt like it was written by AI. Post final note: I really wanted to like this movie. I genuinely wore an argyle sweater to it. Very disappointing.