Dib Dob

Would have made a great 3 hour film. Most of it is irrelevant, you might as well fast forward through the "Men" storyline (I did) a completely unnecessary waste of time. Action and CGI was good, but most of the 7 hours or so are two different actors talking to each other. Really drawn out and quite dull.

Quite spectacular visuals but that's where it ends for me, I battled through and watched part 1, almost switched it off. I not going to watch part 2.

My name is Petey and this is by far the greatest comedy film ever made! I watch it at least once a week and still find myself in stitches every time, it's just hysterical. It appeals to my sense of humour. Absolute genius. I'd give it 10 stars if I could.

My name is Mr Weeks, and I absolutely love this film. I have all the figures and a Star Wars duvet set. I play with the figures under my duvet at night, with a torch. I haven't got a Wampa, so I use my little bonkon instead, I attach arms made from bluetack to it, and stick my Luke Skywalker upside-down to my duvet with sellotape. Then I peel the sellotape away, Luke falls and uses the force to get his lightsaber, and cuts off one of the bluetack arms attached to my little bonkon. I pretend to my friends I hate Star Wars and tell them it's childish.

He had no testicles at all as far as I could see, so the title of the film is misleading.