deepak jain

🧻 Adipurush: A Spectacle of Epic Disappointment! A Cinematic Misfire... Truly "Awe"-ful As a lifelong fan of Indian mythology, I walked into Adipurush with hope in my heart and popcorn in my hand. I walked out with a migraine, spiritual trauma, and a strong urge to apologize to Valmiki personally. Brace yourself — not for an epic journey, but for a 3-hour long fever dream filled with low-res PS2 graphics and dialogue that sounds like rejected TikTok lines. 🎬 Visuals: A Disaster in HD The VFX is truly groundbreaking — in the sense that it breaks your brain. The “grand sets” look like someone ran out of budget in a video game, and the creatures? I’ve seen scarier things in old Cartoon Network shows. The makeup and prosthetics might’ve been done by a Halloween shop in a rush. 🙄 Performances: Prabhas as Lord Rama brings all the energy of someone stuck in traffic. His performance is so wooden, I almost mistook him for a tree in the forest scenes. Saif Ali Khan as Ravana? Think budget Loki with eyeliner addiction. His character jumps between cringe villainy and accidental comedy — I didn’t know whether to boo or burst out laughing. ✍️ Screenplay & Dialogue: Om Raut boldly reimagines the Ramayana — mostly by removing everything meaningful and replacing it with phrases like “jalegi tere baap ki” (yes, that happened). The writing feels like a WhatsApp group dared each other to rewrite a classic and then actually got funding for it. 🎵 Music: The background score valiantly tries to carry the film but collapses under the weight of everything else. The music is fine, but you can’t hear it over the sound of your own disbelief and existential crisis. 🧠 Themes: The film tries to explore good vs evil, but ends up exploring how much audience patience can be tested in one sitting. It’s not just a missed opportunity — it’s an artistic crime scene. 💀 In Conclusion: Adipurush is not a film. It’s a cautionary tale of what happens when blind ambition meets tone-deaf execution. Instead of honoring mythology, it memes it. Instead of elevating cinema, it makes you question it. A true masterpiece — if the goal was to inspire facepalms and memes. 🙏 Save yourself. Read the Ramayana instead.