Shah

Watching this movie is as joyfully as hitting the wall while running with a belly full of sushi in 100% humidity on a 100F day while wearing wool underwear and leather pants. You don't finish it because you enjoy it...you finish because it's there! You finish watching it because you paid for all you can eat rawbar and by the hammer of Thor you will eat 5lbs of oysters! You finish watching it because some punk in a stripped shirt with a handle bar mustache who graduated from NYU told you it changed his life while drinking a curated Jin and tonic! And you want to prove him wrong! You will find friends and you will watch this horrible movie because JFK once said that we will watch this movie from start to finish not because we can but because it is there!