kerry thomas

One star is too generous. Our heroines give up four unsinkable kayaks for a leaky tiny fiberglass skiff with no floatation and a crappy tiny motor that doesn't work. Then they ingeniously come up with a way to attach it to a 2000 pound pissed off shark. What could possibly go wrong? Top it off with bad acting and bad script and you have a contender for worst movie of the decade.

Sucks solo bad...I have to wonder if any actors just cast down their scripts and refused to recite this dreck. That someone actually presented this for purchase is as stunning as that someone read it and actually signed off on it.

"Ah ha ha ha! Ah ha ha ha!"--Joanne Kelly. This was the most realistic dialogue in this bit of tripe. The rest was worsr.