Kezi Osman

I am quite surprised of all the 5 star reviews this film is getting. I expected a lot more from this film & I do not understand why people are calling this a masterpiece. The propaganda that was advertised made me feel so excited all to be let down and £7 gone to waste. The acting was like watching random people being starred in a film after 2 lessons of acting classes. This excludes Nicolas Cage’s portrayal of Longlegs(which by the way they barely showed much of him & his character’s backstory.) I must say Nicolas Cage’s acting in this was the only good thing out of this film - hence the 1 star. The background of it all was very vague, I felt like I was watching the characters do three things throughout the film - drive cars, sit in empty rooms & have awkward conversations all the while looking very constipated & confused. The plot & ending was bad but not terrible. It certainly leaves you feeling like you have a lot of unanswered questions.

WHAT EVEN WAS THIS FILM The plot had so much going on *Spoiler alert* HOW DID NOBODY FIND THOSE DIAMONDS WHEN THEY WERE CLEARLY SPRINKLED ON THE SOIL WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE CANT SMELL A ROTTING BODY IN THEIR HOUSE WHY WOULD YOU JUST DUMP A BODY IN A RANDOM BIN AND FORGET ABOUT IT HAPPILY WHY WOULD YOU STILL STAY IN THAT PLACE WHEN SOMEONE TRIED BREAKING IN AND KNOCKED YOU OUT UNCONSCIOUS THAT SAME DAY This confusing plot twists felt like as if I was on a 1& a half hour rollercoaster with someone vomiting on me every ten minutes (if that even makes sense) AND ALSO HOW WAS HER HAIR AND MAKEUP PERFECT WHEN SHE WOKE UP I CANT EVEN TURN MY HEAD 45 DEGREES WITHOUT MY HAIR DOING ITS OWN THING NOT TO MENTION THEIR CLEAN ASS NEW CLOTHES - WHERES THE WASHING MACHINE I understand it’s a movie BUT COME ONN