I can relate to morbius because I used to suck disabled ladies periods, I love Morbussy.
I’m literally like morbius, I love killing people (Paul Allen Incident reference).
There are also parallel points between me and Morbius (Aka Jared Leto aka Human Jesus) because he loves blood and I love lean, and both of them are fluids.
I think orphan children would like this movie because it’s inspiring. I also ate my bests friend’s grandma’s ashes to become like morbius.
A solid cumjar out of 5.