SlowHorses this ‘aint..
If there was a formula for the success of Slow Horses, the plodding, trite, woketastic dullards who thought they could replicate it in Black Doves were sorely mistaken.
My depression in watching banality this abysmal is that rather like Eric Morecambe playing the piano for Andre Previn, all the right notes might have been there but this time absolutely not in the right order. Morecambe was both funny and clever and this violent drivel is neither. Highly strung, underwritten, over-acted and with limp subplotting and the usually entirely unbelievable performance from a paper-thin Kiera Knightley (in all senses) who has apparently more access to enormous guns in her knicker drawer than she does feelings for the man she was extra-maritally shagging who gets rubbed out in an incredibly unlikely hit from 450 metres away across the river Thames with pinpoint accuracy. This series is the ultimate result in pop-fiction finally consuming its own still-born babies. An entire sequence of Maguffins with absolutely no connecting tissue but plottery as agile and sophisticated as Enid Blyton and some usual suspect starry actors phoning it in having been ordered to watch Pulp Fiction and as much of Kill Bill they could stomach as homework prior to convening for day one of entirely too cozy rehearsals with a creative team so ineffably smug and self-congratulatory that it really should have been called The Fundaments. Oh and while I’m clearly loving every minute of this dross let me ask, entirely into the thin air(presumably) why has it become both trendy, de-rigeur and even god help us, sexy to portray psychopathic professional serial killers as demi-heroes? Furthermore, while no familial traditionalist, is it not grtting, well all a bit you know trope-tastic that only gays seem to be both witty and capable of having fun? Really? Does this reflect on the ‘creative’ teams ..or the audiences? Either way, i am not entirely sure I care for any answer as in any case nihilism without absurdism is, well, merely, well, empty. Entirely par for a very ordinary course and a sad reflection on just how appallingly low human-nature has slipped, certainly as far as what passes for entertainment. God the noise of boxes being ticked in current TV fiction is as deafening as the gratuitous shoot outs. Sarah Lancashire is apparently also in it but both wasted and badly directed. I have just discovered a whole new TV writing genre: psychobathos.