Henry L. Miller

Turgid. If you like overacting to the point of scenery chewing, then this movie is for you. Subtlety doesn’t seem to be something that GdT is capable of. If it weren’t for the AI, this movie would be entirely without merit.

Cheesy but fun. The dialogue is campy and the actors embrace that. The whole thing feels really low budget (maybe it is?). I didn’t recognize any of the actors, but they seemed to be in on the joke. The special effects were so silly but that adds to the campy drama of it all.

Turgid doesn’t even begin to describe the dialogue. As if that weren’t enough, the only way to describe the performances is “monosyllabic.” To be clear, it wasn’t the actors’ decisions, but the director’s. Oh… did I mention the hyperbolic, self-indulgent preaching? It’s too bad because the story itself could have been compelling if handled creatively. And WTF was John Turturro thinking?!?!? When you have writing that even he can’t overcome, well, you’re really lazy.

Pretentious- you have to suffer through dialogue that, among other revelations, informs us all of the nature of art ( expressed in ideas that sound like they come from the mind of a lazy college freshman trying to impress his/her parents). Tedious, plodding and totally unoriginal.

Aweful. A plot built around characters making on bad decision after the other....especially the main character. None of the plot works w/out its protagonists doing things that no normal adult would do. Very frustrating. Gave up on it after episode 2 season 2