Leo Brookman

Jesus Christ where do I even begin with this fucking movie? It was awful! I was trying my hardest not to cry during the movie in which I succeeded but that did not in any way change how I felt about the movie. First off the jokes and comedy are not funny at all. They didn’t even make sense. The only time I smiled or laughed at this is when my stupid ass sister was cracking up at that bullshit and forcing me to laugh. And what the hell is the director’s problem with babies? As you saw in the beginning the toddler girls were smashing their dolls to the ground. Those poor souls who dreamed of becoming parents had to experience that dreadful experience. And the 3rd reason and the most obvious reason…POLOTICS. Seriously how the fuck do people still like this movie after showing its obvious discrimination towards men? Ken was literally the best character and the smartest character in the damn movie. All he fucking wanted was to be noticed. Why should I blame the guy when the kens clearly don’t have any rights…Like at all like seriously name one! Barbieland is a place where Women are the superior gender and men are just treated like shit. And about the real world, Greta Gertwig clearly thinks that we’re still in the 1960s. Like why is the entire board of Barbie men? Like…it’s a female targeted company right? And uhm this is in 2023 right? Well not according to Greta. She thinks women are still treated like this is the 1960s in 2023 while in the real world in the movie they were having the time of their lives aside from that Mattel secretary lady. And later Ken is pissed about how women are treating them and brainwashes them all to pay for that. Is it a little much? Sure. Do they deserve it? Absolutely! And when the Barbies fight back and are no longer brainwashed and just as smart as the Kens are now. You’d think they would have a gender neutral non superior gender society now but no things just go back to where they were where women are the superior gender and the Ken’s are back to being treated like shit. So what’s the lesson of this movie? Well the only lesson I can see is that…well…women are the superior gender. Seriously though, this is supposed to be for kids. Like I’m serious, don’t let your kids watch this movie! When I saw the trailer for this movie, I thought it looked pretty good and funny and decided to watch. But nope. I was scammed. I was manipulated by that trailer. I was told that men should be treated like shit. Like if you’re a man and you just wanna be successful and life and make a lot of money then…apparently you’re a misogynist. And it’s acting like women are the victims in the damn movie? How? In what way are women the victims? I honestly think it’s scary how manipulated Greta gertwig has these 7 year old girls who play with Barbies and are told that all you have to do is give men the finger and say that girls are better than boys. I mean either way this movie is not for kids because of the whole beaching off bullcrap in the beginning. GROSS! And I’m pointing that to the whole movie. So please, don’t let your kids watch this movie! Please!🙏