I've never written such a negative review and I'm just as bored writing this as I was watching this drivel .
•Tamala Shelton as Kate - constantly commenting on colonisation, stolen land etc.. definitely not the sweet, strong intelligent character as seen in the UK and US series..
•Rowan Witt as Sean - insipid character who just speaks really quickly.. about nothing of interest..
•Mandy McElhinney as Eileen, an Irish potato famine survivor, mother of 13 and publican - Rhonda should have stayed in Bali with Ketut.. Seriously, Mandy swaps between Irish and Scottish.. mid sentence even..
•Brent Hill as Gideon, a stoic naval officer - blatantly rips off the Isaac character from the US.. But without the dashing aplomb and naivety.. he's playing the closeteted gay part but just comes across as a leering creeper..
•Ines English as Miranda, a 1900s socialite/bride-to-be - this to me is the worst character.. just displays over effusive facial expressions.. relentlessly..
•Michelle Brasier as Lindy, a vibrant 1980s aerobics instructor - screeches non stop.. I think that she's supposed to be a blend of Kitty and Alberta.. very hard to watch..
•George Zhao as Joon, a Gold Rush-era Chinese miner - he could have been great.. it's such a shame that he had so little to work with.. why on earth would they make him the one to have no pants? A mid 19th century Chinese gold miner with no pants.. they've blended Trevor, Sassipis and Thomas, very poorly.. it makes no sense at all..
•Jackson Tozer as Satan, a misunderstood 1990s motorbike gang member with a heart of gold - Jackson is great.. sadly though another poorly thought through character.. he shines in the first two episodes and then kind of just blends in..
Guest ghosts..
•Ned Kelly - uses 'sheila' to describe women.. when asked if the gun was dangerous says 'nah, I shot me load'.. nuff said..
• Peter Rowsthorn as Richard
• Helen Thomson as Joy - the neighbours - Pete must be embarrassed by this I'm sure.. As for Helen, I literally can't remember her..
I could keep going but it just doesn't get any better..