This is the best movie. I could easily adjourn my appraisal there, but there are far too many sentiments of the multifaceted generational beauty and ethereal spectacle of a cinematic masterclass stroke of directional incredulity by the phenomenal and highly acclimated Jared Hess (known mostly notoriously for his work on Napoleon Dynamite); In other words, this particular pelicula drastically and profoundly altered my day, yet such change is merely a microcosm for the incredible impact that the Oscar-worthy performance from ejacqueline Ebony (Jablonski) Blackinator had on my existence. His undying and profound loyalty for the character and effect of Steve on my generation, in compound with the impressive magnitude of silly string that caked my eyes, brought tears to my eyes. Every single harmonious and melodious song should be deemed qualifiable for a Grammy, every performance - especially that of Jennifer Coolidge gut wrenching romantic subplot with Vin the Villager - for an academy award, and A Minecraft Movie, directed by Jared Hess (known most notoriously for his work on Napoleon Dynamite) deserves to echo its extensive impact down the hall of fame for changing the medium of cinema as we know it, and establishing for everyone that it’s no just Minecraft, it’s Ourscraft.