Justin Roberts

Worst Christmas Movie Ever Where do I even start? This cinematic disaster is a mind-numbing journey from start to finish. Watching it is like enduring a relentless assault on your senses, akin to a never-ending waterboarding session that lasts for ever. I can only truly relate it to the time a friend of mine suggested I get a reiki massage. I laid there for over an hour waiting for some semblance of magic, only to be bombarded with random, annoying noises that leave you bewildered and perpetually waiting for something else to happen only to be disappointed that they don’t actually touch you but instead make random annoying noises in your vicinity leaving you confused and anticipating something good but that never comes to fruition. Do yourself a favor and recommend this movie to those you wish to banish from your life forever. It's a surefire way to ensure they won't bother you again after enduring this cinematic atrocity. The acting and storylines are so absurd that you'll question if you're being punk'd or unwittingly participating in a cruel TikTok trend to drive someone to the brink of insanity. It's a confounding experience that leaves you grappling with the profound question: "What were they thinking?" Sincerely, Dazed and Confused (Thanks to this film)