Brittany G

Campy AF. Which in my opinion, is a good thing. This is the only realm Ryan Murphy should be taking liberties and adding his particularly flair of utter nonsense, not real life killers and tragedies. I’m bordering on four stars if you recognize and enjoy the absurdity. The only thing throwing off the vibes is Kim Kardashian’s inability to change her tone and form any facial expressions whatsoever.

Bad. Unnecessary cameos. Dialogue is terrible. None of the characters are remotely interesting. The reveal and final showdown was poorly written and anticlimactic. The second reveal was more surprising , but didn’t save the movie.

Terrible writing and pacing. Motivations of characters are not practical. Characters are unintelligent or poorly fleshed out. The tone is confusing. The whole vibe of the movie is kinda try hard and doesn’t land. Statham characters are usually the same cut of ethical stoic badass. It’s hard for them to be unlikable. Somehow, this main character is unlikeable. We’re all here to watch Statham kick ass and serve justice. Bare minimum for these movies is good action and a satisfying ending. By the time you get to see decent action you’ve already checked out of the movie. No one is expecting award winning film making. The bar is the bare minimum of being entertained. I was not entertained.

Not sure why anyone gave Tim money to make this. An “I think you should leave” skit that is too long and confused about what it wants to be.

Horrible. Not worth providing a play-by-play of why. It's just all bad.