Matt LeSaint

This was a movie made for and by drama kids who sit around talking about how the world doesn’t understand them and that they need to make a movie that shows how deep and dark they are. When you get down to it this movie is two drunks fighting because one guy wants to go somewhere he’s not supposed to and the other is sad the weather changed and is blaming it on a murdered seagull. First off: sea gulls are the worst and second off: no one cares about Robert Patterson showing his acting chops because he has pretend sex with a mermaid. I’m sorry you are only known for Twilight but this won’t help