Hunter Pilgrim

I will never look at beavers the same way again... This film had my heart torn between cheerng for the beavers and cheering for the people fighting against them. I've never been so attached to film characters in my entire life. I found a 'zombeaver' on Craigslist cuz I wanted one for a pet. Turned out it was just a rabid otter. A shame, really. Still the greatest film of all time.

The movie is a cinematic masterpiece. It deserves all the glory the world can possible muster together. Actors deserve keys to every city on the planet. Oh, and Oscars too. My pastor said this movie was the most relatable film he had ever seen. It's been months since I've seen him. Perhaps he went to China. I was sold in the first 30 seconds. Love it.