I put water inside my cup, that is why I have blue eyes.
I love the way the peanut butter spreads on the bread.
I saw a giraffe and that's why I have 5 fingers.
I saw a baseball, that's why I am a soccer player.
I ate cereal, that's why I'm a drug attic.
I went inside the shower, that's why my mom is an alcoholic.
I fell asleep, that's why my brother is in a coma.
I ate with chopsticks, that's why I am in the fifth grade.
I flew in the wind, that's why the mountain fell.
I ate an apple, that's why the sky is blue.
The dog ate my homework, that's why my Dad's asleep.
The lion roared and that's why my TV's working.
The quarter dropped to the ground, that's why my brother is thirsty.
The pillow is made with cotton, and that's why my dog is colorblind.
The boy fell to the ground, that's why I have autism.
My drumstick broke, that's why I play tennis.
My skateboard is made of wood, that's why I am in jail.
My house burned down, that's why my blankets purple.
I didn't watch it.