Clovis Lowell

Beautiful stop-motion animation riddled with some of the worst humor any "adult animated movie" can have. If you thought Sausage Party was bad, christ on a bike. This movie literally cannot go a single minute without making a sex joke of some sort. It's part of the reason why adult animation is never, and likely never will, be taken seriously. Stop-motion/claymation animation is hands-down my favorite animation style and when I heard that an animated adult comedy modern-Orpheus was being made way back in 2014, I thought it would be awesome. And not only that, but it was being made in stop-motion. What could possibly go wrong? Answer: Everything. Literally everything except the premise and animation is horrible. For animation fans/enthusiasts, this is a must-watch because it's honestly very well-animated. But if you're watching this movie because you want to watch a good, funny movie, skip it. Not funny and hardly entertaining.

This is why people blame gun violence on video games.

When I was a kid, this show actually used to scare the s**t out of me, unlike Goosebumps which was just cheesy beyond practicality. Of course, it has its ups and downs. The ups being good plots and twists, surprisingly great special effects, the episodes last a little over 20 minutes, which is, in my opinion, the perfect length for a show. Eleven minutes is just way too short. There's only one downside, thank goodness. But that one is kind of important. The acting isn't all that great. Every now and then, an episode will pop up where the acting is just not that good at all. But, on the bright side, they get some well-known actors once in a blue moon. Overall, this show was one of the reasons that I couldn't sleep at night from ages 10 to 12. 4/10.

9/10, blows AC III out of the water.

If Battlefield and Rainbow Six: Siege had a baby. And maybe if they learned to be more cooperative.