Wouldn’t Watch Even If I Was Bored to Death
Disney's 2025 Snow White is a visual disaster. The CGI dwarfs look like they were designed by a toddler on a sugar high. Rachel Zegler's Snow White is about as charming as a wet sock, and Gal Gadot's Evil Queen can't decide if she's evil or just really, really tired. The songs are forgettable, the plot is a mess, and the only thing magical about this film is how it managed to get made. Avoid this trainwreck at all costs.