โญ 1/5 (and that one star is purely because itโs cute how Mohit Suri tried.)
Beyond that? Donโt waste your precious money on this giant pile of cinematic confusion.
People are out here saying, โI went in to hate it, but came out loving it.โ
Really? What exactly did you love?
The zero chemistry? The cinematography that never showed up? The plot running in seven directions none of them toward coherence?
Itโs honestly hilarious how people this rich, with every opportunity in the industry, still canโt manage to deliver a basic good film. And then they whine about the audience not supporting Bollywood. Bro, have you seen your acting? It feels like every scene was lifted straight from Joey Tribbianiโs โDo I smell a fart?โ Masterclass.
Character arcs? Flat.
And no staring at stars in slow motion and whispering lines in 0.5x speed does not count as emotional depth. Also, when did diseases start hitting like horror jump scares? The doctor says โYou have it,โ and boom sheโs collapsing in the next frame? Kuch bhi.
Now letโs get into the logistics.
The guy canโt afford his fatherโs rehab, but somehow owns a Harley, stays in a private Alibaug resort, uses an Apple desktop, has studio-grade headphones, and walks around in Nike Air Force 1s??