Smutty jokes and terrible grooming do not make entertaining viewing.
A Mohawk, glitter writing on a dog, tacky faux stones glued to ears, uneven cutting, awful clipping are not my idea of "Australia's best groomers". If my dog ended up looking like that Toy Poodle I would be incandescent with rage. Uneven ears, shaved tail and feet shaved too high. Terrible job.