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Nosferatu, wow! I have never laughed so much since pet detective. I really could never imagine anyone making me laugh so much and cry at the same time as Jim C, but boy was i so so wrong. Well done Eggers my main man. You done yourself in this time and made me proud. With belly laughs aplenty, this tongue and cheek comic dark fantasy will have you gagging and uncontrollably relieving yourself, what with all the joyful onscreen antics by the cast, and another grand stand opus of a performance from Da Foe. I have never seem a cast enjoy themselves so much since Young Frankenstein. Oh the joys of cinema. More i tell you give us more...marvellous stuff. I love you Hollywood...i really do. Bravo bravo...Huzzah even...

A cinematic mess. Bad acting, bad editing and bad story telling. Bad bad bad...

Make sure you have a hearty dinner before you watch this film. And a sick bag to vomit it all out. Saltburn is the equivalent of having the bums rush. A tale of sordid depravity among the elites of society. The edges of the edges of the edges, with glass creases. It's a misguided venture made by misguided ambitions.

The writing, directing, casting and production is so sub par, that I have seen fan films which have been produced to higher levels and depict a Star Wars world more authentically. This is just terrible terrible terrible, boring boring boring. Disney should never have been allowed to hijack Star Wars. Lucas was totally wrong in his thinking to allow Disney to take over his world. A complete and utter disaster of proportions that will be unequatable to measure or fathom. Lacking heart and soul, acting abilities that are like school plays, a punch and Judy style of storytelling that is inept and incompetent in every way you could imagine. Star Wars is dead. And like the quote from the series, "last ember from a dying age".

It takes familiar ideas and some new ones to forge an entertaining couple of hours. The characters are engaging and the film never takes itself too seriously, and Roland Emmerich has his signature style all over this piece. The special effects are done very well and the space sequences are executed very well. I watched Batman recently, and I fell asleep through that as it was utterly and ridiculously boring with contemptible acting that you could go to prison for. I would choose Moonfall over Batman any day.

ninjas throwing stars and doing parkour on rooftops remind us all one thing which I suppose we knew already, this is not Star Wars according to George Lucas, it's mutant ninja turtles meets Marvel meets pinocchio in La La Land. In all honesty, it's just Les Miserables! Bereft of ingenuity, skill and story craft, director Robert Rodriguez attempts his hand at Playing Star Wars, instead we find a lackluster paint by numbers filmmaking which not only seems bland and unengaging but makes the fatal mistake of being damn right boring. Disney make clear assertions that they haven't the foggiest what Star Wars is all about. It's incredible that we have to keep going back to the original theatrical release of the film back in 1977, to get a proper fix. Boba Fett, makes a lamented return on Disney plus and it's makes me wonder if Disney are ever able to make a dent of note in the Star Wars universe built by Lucas?

I read a lot of reviews from Variety, Guardian, Telegraph, and a whole lot more. They were all mostly negative reviews detailing very little hope for this fourth installment. All I can say is watch the film for yourselves and decide. It's definitely a tale of three parts. The first sets up the story and plot. It is a tongue-in-cheek poke at Hollywood and the Matrix franchise in general. I think this part irks the critics the most and I can see why. It is overly long but not in a boring way. The word MATRIX is used a billion times over (And throughout the movie too), and this could have been tapered down. The second part is where the film comes alive and the story develops with new characters and old characters appearing. The final third is decent and action-packed, and this is where it feels more like a Matrix film. The film certainly gets better as it progresses. I enjoyed the film, it has a lot of merits, the writing could have been a lot better, the action sequences could have been more punchy and more new cast could have been introduced. Yes, it is a nostalgia trip like Spiderman No way home or Ghostbusters Afterlife or Rocky VS Drago , but it certainly works at a level that is acceptable. Definitely check it out in the cinema, it is a good popcorn flick with some cool sequences towards the end of the film, which point to more Matrix stuff in the future.

An appalling piece of cinema that becomes the inversion itself. A noisy sound design that grates "get me the hell out of here", a film that has a bare thin "I don't care plot", with some of the most gaudy irrelevant and "I forgot how to act" moments, the film certainly begs the question why was it ever green lit. The action sequences are lazy, boring and seen it all before. Nothing new or interesting ever pops into the mix. It is an absurdist fantasy at best which feels like it was written and directed, and produced ofcourse, after visiting one of Amsterdam's magic soup facilities. Leave this film to the "critics" to rave over, who themselves maybe sporting the pipes. Save your money and watch something else instead, like literally anything else.

Will Smith is Will Smith twice over. It could have been bad but it's twice that from old Prince. It's got some action sequences which are put together well but nothing that really makes it enticing or entirely riveting. The casting in general bis so so and verges on the side of yawns ville with its creaking story line. You really need to be a Will Smith fan to sit through this yarn. I'd give it a solid 2 out of 5.