Cynthia Lohnes
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..... What?
Boring, confusing, I'm sitting here wondering where the other half of this movie is with any horror or explanation about what's going on or where everyone is.
The Wind
Review·9mo
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Wow, what a genuinely good addition to the franchise. Creative deaths, decent plot and acting, and it didn't try to be as disgusting as possible. Brought back some of the campy feel from earlier films with excellent dread and suspense. This movie had me HOLLERING!
Final Destination Bloodlines
Review·11mo
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The most unbearably boring "adventure" movie ever. They go to the jungle THREE TIMES and you never get to see the city.
The Lost City of Z
Review·2y
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Boring at worst, *almost* intriguing at best. Just a handful of people hanging out in a house together, with nothing particularly eventful happening directly to them. Contains a ridiculous amount of unnecessary filler, sprinkled with uncomfortable sex scenes. Scenes and conversations are drawn out past their welcome and you get the sense the author was never taught "show not tell" techniques. Character perspective attempts to be omniscient but feels jumbled and random. Should've put this down after Amanda's entire grocery list was detailed in full but I suffered through the whole thing so you don't have to.
Leave the World Behind
28 likes
Review·3y
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Do I laugh at how bad it is, or cry at the almost 2 hours of my life I'll never get back? What the hell did I just watch?
Malignant
Review·3y
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The more I think about it, the less I like it. I'm a big fan of A24 movies so I went into this with high expectations. The horror moments were pretty good, definitely unsettling. But the plot and pacing were all over the place, and the plot didn't wrap up at all, it just raised a lot more questions before ending abruptly. I'm sure they're hoping to make a sequel. *Spoiler/warning* It tries too hard to be disturbing. Someone gets possessed and starts humping the floor and making out with a DOG while everyone around them laughs and films. A ghost starts sucking one guy's toes?? Just... What?
Talk to Me
24 likes
Review·3y
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I've watched a LOT of horror movies, and the scene under the bed was one of the CREEPIEST things I've seen in a long time. The movie overall had its ups and downs, and was predictable at times, but some scenes actually had me curled up in a blanket almost too afraid to watch, yet too hooked to look away.
Don't Listen
Review·3y
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