Mandy Boltwood

Lost 2 stars just because of the constant BORING lesbo music in every single scene. We don't need a blaring song every time the fucking scene changes. We get it, you think you know all the edgy lesbian music no one else does. You're wrong - it's just shite that no one else wants to listen to.

This series would have been much better if it didn't lazily conform to the already tired cliche of using new garbage radio music in historical series. Such a tired, unimaginative trend.

As per usual, the rule for casting people of ethnicity other than full white is: we'll do it, but only if they have blue eyes.

Boring snoozefest. Unlikeable, one dimensional, whiney, selfish characters all.

I'm giving this a 1 star simply because the entire show was ruined by the that stupid fucking "haooom - haooom - haooom - haooom" vocalizing in the back of half the scenes in every episode. I had to watch half the series on mute with subtitles. What a stupid decision to add this useless, repetitive, annoying crap. How could the director not know this would drive thier audience to distraction?

This could have been such a better show without Eiza Gonzalez's absolutely horrrrrrrrrrrid acting. Why do so many shows cast women who have to walk around for the majority of the time with a stupid look on their face and their mouths hanging open. The rest of the time they're trying to convince us they're a "badass", which they so clearly are not - in any sense of the word.

So first we are to believe that a 57 year old Sandra is sister to a 25 year old? Then we're asked to believe that a 45 year old hot Jon Bernthal has a mad crush on her? Riiiiiiight. Because men always go for women 12 years OLDER and not 24 years YOUNGER. GMAFB. And then we're supposed to believe that she'd rather spend 20 years in prison and throw her sister into the foster system, never to be seen again, rather than tell the police about the 5 YEAR OLD shooting someone and having the worst thing to happen be her sister temporarily sent somewhere for help. Absolutley above and beyond stupid.

I wish I could give this a higher rating, but Julia Schlaepfer (Alex) makes it more impossible with every painful episode of her (complete lack of) acting skills that I have to sit through. She's so awful that I now put the show on mute and use subtitles when it's one of her scenes, so that I don't have to hear her stupid, godawful voice and mindless, adolescent drivel. I prayed out loud that she had drowned when Spencer was looking for her on the tugboat, but alas, we must endure her terrible "acting" for at least another episode. All I can do is hope that she falls overboard on their way to Marseille.

I truly don't know what could make this show any more boring. Maybe another 15 minutes straight of watching someone fake cry with no tears? Or how about 15 more minutes of watching Jeremy sit on his porch and drink beer. Riveting stuff.

I absolutely love this show other than the fact that Senena Gomez couldn't act herself out of a wet paper bag. She absolutely STINKS. I've never heard anyone onstage or off speak in such a monotone voice. Martin Short is marvelous and hilarious beyond words. Even Steve Martin, who I'm not normally a fan of was perfect for his role. This show is just good clean fun and if you don't laugh you'd better check your pulse. There are definitely a few plot holes but it was easy to let them slide and just enjoy it for what it is.