Pete Birch

The Surfer. Don’t be misled, he doesn’t surf. What he does do is deliver the most confused pile of rubbish in history. If Nicholas Cage was dead he would be turning in his grave. However, he’s alive so suffering a much worse fate, the embarrassment of being in that. Filmed in a car park toilet, the bottom of the bowl contained less crap than this film. It was a Stan original, time to cancel Stan so they don’t produce any more!!