Soooo pretentious and BORING. The dialogue gave me second hand embarrassment and I couldn't even make it halfway through... maybe it gets slightly more interesting, but I doubt it lol. The relationship of the two main characters is unconvincing and unbelievable.
Also, if you'd been alive for hundreds /thousands??? of years, surely you could do better than playing some scales on guitar bro... The only redeeming quality was the aesthetics, but still not enough to make it a worthwhile movie hehe