Derp Ataur

This movie is abysmal. It's basically about the perfect man... a tall strong man who doesn't talk and endlessly simps after a blue haired girl who sells her body for a living. This poor simp proceeds to fight through all of blue hair tramps bad decisions. She disappears, he goes on a rampage to find her... ends up being weaponized by her ex boyfriends gay pedophile lover. Yeah.. Let me repeat that more clearly. The protagonist is weaponized as a tool of vengeance to punish the ex boyfriend of the blue haired girl, by the ex boyfriends gay pedophile lover. Why might you ask? Because of two reasons. 1.) Ex boyfriend wanted to start a new life somewhere else to raise blue hair girls secret daughter -- of which he is the father... and he wanted to do it without his new gay pedophile lover. 2.) Ex boyfriend scolded his lover for being a pedophile. This movie is terrible. It's basically your typical Netflix movie at this point. It's got more gay/trans/pedophile representation than real life, it tries to make you feel bad because a pedophile has a mean boyfriend, tries to make the gay dad a villain but also like he might have been a loving father... and tries to make the girl seem like she's just some misunderstood victim who deserves a man who never talks and just comes in to undo all of her mistakes and saves her kid and basically becomes the kids new dad for absolutely no reason. I Love Paul Rudd, but he should fire whoever suggested he do this movie. It's completely irredeemable.