Laura Blase

This movie is a cinematic masterpiece that inspired me to change the way I think about books. The sheer mass of the Globglogabgalab was such an inspiration that I stopped reading all together. It is clear that all books except for The Bible are satanic. This well constructed and obviously well thought out movie is the epitomy of my childhood. My reading level, GPA, and altogether understanding of the world has gone down dramatically due to the lack of reading, but this is not the reflection of my enlightement. I have fully transended human understanding and I am now one with the cosmos. I have realized that school is a waste because it does not prepare me for the splenor of the Mysterious House. I must face the Rat King by denying his evil ways of reading. There was a time when I read a lot. I have since realized that this lifestyle is sinful and was going to make me fat. I have repented for my sins and joined the ranks of the Scarlett Queen. As I stare out into the cebbral abyss of my mind, I understand how much better off I am for watching this masterpiece.