Hand Grenade

Jimmy Kimmel hasn’t been funny since he left “The Man Show”. His jokes are lame, his delivery is flat, and he wishes he was the gunk that grows in the scrotum creases of Johnny Carson, Jay Leno, or David Letterman, he is absolutely nothing compared to them… instead he’s just relying on political division to barely survive, pathetic political jokes, lame Woke one-liners, and jokes written by un-passionate, boring, whiny, fart sniffing, self righteous twats. This show is like the titanic, it sank on its maiden voyage, and the only viewers are only interested to watch the disaster unfold in real time. Please, for the love of god, someone with some balls, cancel this show! Run literally anything than this show! Take a pot, put some dirt in it, put a random seed in the dirt, spray some water in it, turn the cameras on and let us watch it grow over week after week until we can guess what plant it is, that would be far more entertaining for the majority of America! He gets what, like 120k viewers per show? I’m pretty sure the home shopping networks bring in a larger crowd! Pathetic… straight up stinky trash!

This is the first movie review I’ve ever written. This is by far the worst movie I’ve ever seen! Over 2 hours of absolutely nothing, just pointless walking through a forest, and it ends without explaining anything… save your time and money! This movie made me angry walking out of the theater.