Martin Sharkey

I was thinking of writing a detailed review explaining why I enjoyed the game, but there's literally no point: thousands of reviews are already out there desperately trying to pull everyone to one camp or the other. If you have yet to play the game then do yourself a favour: ignore this plethora of angry voices yelling at you why you should or shouldn't like the game or what's right and/or wrong with it. Just leave the reviews and, if you're curious about the game, play the first and then the second (if you want to). Reading these reviews beforehand will sully the experience for you. If you get to this review then please, stop here. Play the game, experience the story for yourself, and don't let a bunch of opinionated eejits with too much time on their hands tell you should and shouldn't like (hence my lack of a detailed review). And, after you're done, I'd also advise not going back to look at the reviews; they'll just ruin the game, make you annoyed, or make you more angry (or all three).