Wolf 359

More merkin propaganda 🐷🤡👎🏾🙄

So disappointing. Generic, bland and downright stupid. Such a shame, as it was hyped to the max and I was really expecting to be entranced. Embarrassing for all concerned... BTW The terrible music is also worth pointing out, just to add insult to injury.

Terrible. The opposite of "Andor" in every way (apart from great CGI). Just slow, dull and seemingly aimed at younglings and/or the dim witted. Lumbering exposition that's sub-par even compared to Rings of Power or The Wheel of Time. Acting is excruciatingly bad with one or two exceptions (Ray Stevenson in particular). Characterization is rote & two dimensional (maybe because it was originally a cartoon). Not as bad as the last three films but that's a very low bar.

Gawd this is sooo slow... And not particularly funny, unfortunately..

Oh dear. Pofaced, overwrought and (amazingly, given the subject matter) unimaginative 'adult' fable. Sad waste of some decent old British actors. Harry Potter was more exciting than this pseudo-gothic mish mash of supernatural tropes.

Disappointing... Disney-fied to such an extent that it's become just a superficial, CGI bore... Poor writing and cardboard characters make this a hard watch for adults IMHO...