Snow White is a lifeless, tacky disaster. Rachel Zegler’s Snow White is a charisma-free bore, Gal Gadot’s Evil Queen is a campy embarrassment, and the CGI dwarfs are creepy digital rejects. The script’s a preachy mess, the visuals hurt to look at, and the songs are instantly forgettable. A cynical, soulless cash-grab—avoid this garbage fire.