Visually, the film is undeniably stunning. The cinematography is rich and meticulously composed, with an aesthetic that pulls you in from the first frame. Every shot is beautifully lit and artfully framed, and there's a real attention to texture, color, and mood that makes the film feel almost like a moving painting. In that sense, it's a triumph — a masterclass in visual storytelling.
But unfortunately, that's where my praise ends.
I found the Phoenician scheme at the heart of the story to be confusing and ultimately unengaging. It's a concept that had potential, but it’s so underdeveloped and muddled in its execution that it left me detached rather than intrigued. The script doesn’t do it any favors — it’s messy, unfocused, and seems unsure of what it's trying to say. Scenes jump around without much rhythm, making the overall structure feel disjointed and hard to follow.
The dialogue, too, falls flat. It often feels hollow, as if it's trying to be profound but never quite lands on anything meaningful. There’s a lot of talk, but very little is actually said — no emotional core, no memorable lines, just a kind of vague, poetic fog that doesn't add up to much.
To make matters worse, much of the acting veers into the territory of overkill. Characters are over-directed or overly dramatic, which, combined with the script's lack of clarity, gives certain scenes a cheesy, almost theatrical quality — not in a good way. I did enjoy Michael Cera's part, but overall it felt like the film was taking itself very seriously while saying very little.
Overall, it's a frustrating experience. A film that’s beautiful to look at, but hollow underneath. There's no denying the visual talent on display, but it’s hard not to wish that the story, script, and performances had been handled with the same care and precision.