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There is very little I can say about Minions 2: The rise of Gru, that hasn't been said already. When I went into the theater, I was but a mere child. I thought, "The Minions 2 Th Rise of Gru cannot be that great. These doubts left my mind as soon as I entered the world of the Minions. The characters made me a better person. I understood the struggles of Gru. Growing up with his single, cold hearted, mother. I brought tears to my eyes. All of the Minions wanting Grus love and affection are a mirror image to the affection Gru wants from his own mother. The minions of course, are a joy to watch. Every minute they are on screen, I cannot help but laugh. The airplane scene in particular was the peak of the minions comedic form. When Stewart said, "No Haha." I brought tears to my eyes. I could not restrain myself from laughing. The villains too, are impeccably written characters, and concepts as a whole. Being Grus inspiration is beautifully cynical. The pain he must feel when fighting what he thought were his role models. It could make a grown man cry, as it did me. Belle Bottom in particular is an exceptionally written villain. Her motives are extremely well understood by all characters, especially Wild Knuckles. Her final form especially is threatening. She is quite honestly the only villain who was capable of capturing Gru. That was the closest he'd ever gotten to death itself. Gru narrowly escaped the clutches of the grim reapers embrace. The character arc of Otto is also very interesting. Starting as a no one, shunned by his brethren, Otto quickly climbed to the top of the Minion succession. Being only second to Gru. And fro good reason. He traveled miles, across most of the mainland United States to deliver the only fighting chance for Grus Survival. He was only given a small break before being thrust into battle once again. Truly a self sacrificing individual. Overall, this movie was a critics dream. Anybody who dislikes this movie, rot in the fiery depths of hell. I hope Satan himself greats these sinners with the worst of punishments. I loved every bit of the movie. 1 minionillion Bananas out of ten.

This was a beautiful film. Kevin was a joy to watch. When Gru came onto the screen at the end of the movie, I was like, oh my god! Its Gru! 10/10. I loved it so very much. He used the freeze ray! It was sooooooo cool! Then, Kevin was naked and I was like, you're soooooooo silly! I loved it. Remember, it will always be gruing time.