Hailey Johnson

The movie doesn’t have a plot so much as it has a problem— it doesn’t know what story it wants to tell and doesn’t have the energy to form a cohesive thought. The movie is a muddled, blighted, very long and equally boring effort that most of the audience could not stay awake for. Seriously. When the credits rolled over half the theatre was dead asleep, which is quite a feat considering how loud this movie is.The nuclear blast was not at all worth the hype. There is a very bizarre scene involving Frances Pugh’s character that was extremely uncomfortable to sit through. If you want to watch three hours of very boring dialogue peppered with a firecracker explosion and naked Frances Pugh this is the movie for you, I suppose. If it’s hot and you need an air conditioned cat nap maybe you could consider going, too.